Q: is this for real?
Q: is this a tongue-in-cheek artwork addressing the notions of philanthropy and ethical consumption under late capitalism, the ubiquitous aesthetic of contemporary art/design/fashion, the archetype of the starving artist, and the patron-artist relationship?
Q: is this lovingly facetious?
Q: is this earnest?
Q: when will I get my free shirt?
A: When your wealthier designer, creative-entrepreneurial, curator, collector friends buy one
Q: what are your labor practices?
A: All Artist Uniforms are made in Portland, Oregon, by the artist behind this project, Jea Alford
Q: what do I do if I have a real question?
A: Your questions, inquiries, thoughts, feelings, and feedback are welcome. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Q: I’m an artist! How can I receive a free Uniform?
A: Sign up carefully observing all the form’s instructions